Is Brett Michaels Really Bald Under There???

Rumors have recently surfaced that the nappy locks on Brett's head are fake. Firstly, I'm not surprised that the aging rocker would have to not only use viagra in the bedroom, but mop top it to keep his rock god status!!! Could you imagine the bald eagle above hitting it with all those young girls? Still, would it really matter? I mean look at all the girls that hook up with Flavor Flav. That's enough to make you lose your lunch.

I would post more on "Rock of Love 2," but since the three people who read this blog still have the latest episode growing cobwebs in their TiVo, I am not allowed! All I'm going to say is "Oh my God, Daisy!"