Star Magazine is reporting that Katie is finally dying a slow death from being married to number one looney, Tom Cruise. The robot has run out of batteries, folks, and I don't think there is enough fairy dust in the world to bring her back!Also, I'm loving the "don't ask, don't tell" clause in their marriage... what is this, the army??? I don't care how rich, famous or used to be hot Tom is -- if my man came back from a three day tranny binge, I'm going to be like "no way, jose!"
Gook luck, Katie. May the force be with you.
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