Friday, March 28, 2008

The World Is A Very Sick Place!!!

So, police in Ohio have arrested a man who was caught on tape having sex with a picnic table.

Art Price Jr., 40, was arrested after a neighbor videotaped him engaged sexually with a picnic table. The crazy table humper was seen on four separate occasions -- always between 10:30 a.m. and noon -- having sex with the picnic table!!! Apparently, he's totally nude in the vid sticking his whoo ha into the hole that's supposed to hold the umbrella. He is now facing a felony charge! I feel sorry for the table. Let's hope it doesn't end up on Ebay!

Thank you, Assley for sending me this little tid bit.

Update: Here's Art's super spesh mug shot!!!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey--I'll put a bid on that sucker. A man needs a place to eat right?

Anonymous said...

I guess the sheep was tired.