It's finally happened, folks! TomKat is now one person. They finally morphed into eachother after People Magazine revealed Katie's new hair cut. http://www.usmagazine.com/poll_katie_holmes_debuts_shorter_hair_doDo not be alarmed... according to my extensive and thorough research (2 minutes on my iPhone) Scientologists posses the ability to morph into one person. It's called "beingness" -- "the assumption or choosing of a category of identity" -- it's all very technical and we mere humans can not expect to understand their superior ways. I'm worried that they've "beinged" Suri and she is now part of the mass that is TomKat!!!
Thnx to Jaime.
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