Elijah Wood Isn't Gay???

So our spy witness Tay Tay was in Whole Foods on National last nite -- As she was buying some aged cheddar with a gouda crust at the cheese counter she noticed a short hobbit-like character walk by. At second glance, she realized it was THE hobbit... none other than Elijah Woods! True to form, Tay Tay stalked him thru the dairy aisle (like a lion bearing down on a helpless gazelle), where she couldn't help but notice him sucking face with his hobbit like girlfriend.

Again, since we are so broke ass here at HYG, Tay Tay's (our celebrity hound) camera phone is busted. So we will do our best describing him... He was wearing jeans, brown Sketcher shoes and tucked in/buttoned up blue and white checkered shirt.