Demi Moore claims she stays young by being leeched... I say she's doing voodoo rituals over Ashton Kutcher's sleeping body and sucking the life right out of him. Also, her bevy of plastic surgeons don't hurt the cause of eternal youth for Ms. Gimme Moore (her industry pet name).Ashton, this woman has stolen your soul... head to the nearest Indian tribe, chug some Peyote and chase your spirit down all Jim Morrison like.
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