So I got this tip from a VERY reliable source that I promised not to reveal -- but apparently these kooky Dawson's Creek kids passed herpes among themselves so much, they created a Hollywood Super Strain!I honestly think you can't be famous in Hollywood anymore unless you have a super strain of herpes. Luckily, they are easily obtained. Paris' super herps are so super you can catch them just by standing next to her!!! Don't take it from me, there are about a million satisfied customers.
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