RIP Joan Rivers!

America's favorite bitchy old lady has passed away.  After suffering some kind of medical situation while on the table for "throat surgery" aka her 257th face lift.  She entertained us with her stand-up, she bitch slapped celebrities with the flick of her Lee Press On Nails and got into Twitter fights up until her last breath.  She leaves behind her daughter, the most annoying person on the planet, but we will give her a break today 'cause she lost her mom. 

Can you imagine being Joan Rivers' daughter?  I can only imagine the first day of school, Melissa coming down to the kitchen and Joan looking her up and down and rasping out "Melissa, is that what you're wearing on your first day of school? You're outfit looks like shit!"  And Melissa sadly replying, "It's my uniform."  She grew up in Bev Hills, of course she wore a uniform!  Suck it up, you poor bitches!!

I'm going to be first in line at Joan's estate sale.  You know she was a hoarder! 

You will be missed, Joan Rivers!