Ramona Stinger is Pissed That Whippersnapper Brandi Whoreville Stole her Move!

This week on The Really Botoxed Housewives of Beverly Hills, Brandi showed her true stalker -- crazier stalking than hiding in the bushes wearing a wig -- by asking Elaine "I have an Emmy but I never/always mention it" Davidson, to act out a scene from Days of Our Lives.   Days is the best soap ever to exist, so I can see how this whole thing went down.  Elaine seemed horrified, but not as horrified as Lipps Rinna, who was bummed no one asked her to bust out her soap opera moves.  So Brandi did what anyone would do to get a good scene going... she threw a drink in Elaine's smug face.

This move was trademarked on last season of The Extremely Old and Trainwrecked Housewives of New York, by Ramona Singer, when she busted up Kristin Teethman's lip.  Now I'm still not sure I saw any blood -- it pretty much seemed like a little crocodile crawled up her ass and made those tears roll down her face.

On a side note: I love that Brandi, who claims to be a Days super fan, did not know that Lisa Rinna was the first Billie!  She must have seen Peter Reckell and asked herself, "How come they didn't replace Bo with someone better?" and then forgot she even asked the question when she saw a bottle of wine nearby.  You know Brandi has Macguyvered her wine bottles open with nothing but a toothpick and some dental floss!  That girl is a professional wino!!

I want to point out that Brandi still owes Elaine $100 for the whole bet on who was actually the original Billie, but instead she gave her some dumb necklace at Yolanda's party.  Frankly, I'm surprised Yolanda unshackled them from David's piano long enough for them to talk. 

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